TIMPLYBOO: THE INDIAN ENTROPY

Does anyone in this Country know what the hell is actually happening??

The Prime Minister might know, but he won’t tell. Rather, I must say that he will not speak! He has gone into such a silent spell, that the news channels are searching for file footages of him speaking to play on their shows.

So… Who knows?

“The Arnab Goswami” seems to know it all.

He knows so much that he speaks for a good one hour on a show where he invites 6 other panelists – who for that matter do not get a chance to speak at all! He speaks so much, that he gives a good sound scolding to 3 Pakistani officials, who for some obscure reason even agreed to come to his show to defend Pakistan. And then he scolds them so hard that their bums glow red with all the beating that they just endured!

Yes Arnab… India demands an answer! So puhleez… will you let those fellow answer at least!

Now… The Defence Minister does not know anything and that is for sure.

He says that persons dressed in Pakistani Army Uniform came in and killed our Soldiers. While the Army says it was Pakistani Armed Forces who infiltrated… Then they both realise they made a boo-boo and the army makes a sorry face and agrees to go with whatever the Minister said.

Ooooh!

And that is not all; the Honourable Minister then gives a clarification saying that he will make another statement after being briefed by the Army Chief. This turns out to be a bigger boo-boo, as now the opposition wants to eat him up by asking that did he make the earlier statement without looking into any reports?

But I hardly blame him! When we have leaders who say that it is possible to have a full fledged meal for Rupees 12… or for Rupees 5… or… Wait for it… Rupee ONE!!! We can hardly blame him the Minister for not being completely in tune with the State of Affairs of this Nation.

Fortunately, he did not say that those infiltrators were people who were so obsessed and Bollywood that their love for the Khans and Kapoors drove them to cross the border!

Now. Don’t laugh! I only made this point because on 14^th July 2013, The DNA (Daily News and Analysis) carried a story of 3 Chinese who were caught while crossing the border in Leh and it seems that they were inspired to jump the line because of their love for Shahrukh and Hrithik!!!

Way to go Bollywood!

And this gets even better. The newspaper reported that 3 Chinese said that they were very poor and wanted to come to India because they had seen India as a land of opportunity and prosperity on the silver screen.

Oink!!

This is what happens when the likes of Karan Johar make movies! This is also why we need to make more movies that glorify the Indian Poverty… that BTW might also fetch us some Oscars!

All hail Slumdog Millionaire!

Now, we have digressed way too much. So back to the point… Does the opposition know anything in this country?

Oh yes! They know how to disrupt the functioning of the Parliament on every single thing… and with all valid reasons of course! I mean there are loads of valid reasons floating around, and each so valid that they deserve a chance to create such a chaos that important bills are never passed… each reason so important that for them our Parliament has to look like a gigantic circus of monkeys!

And why do I say “Circus”?

Because, while the NDA and the UPA were too busy dismissing each other on a television debate (and this was not managed by “The Arnab”), there was this Pakistani gentleman who actually said that he enjoyed the “circus” of the Indian Politicians!

If he had stopped there, it would have been still fine, but he went on to say that he thought such a sorry state of politics was only seen in Pakistan, and he was quite amused at the way Indian politicians turned everything into a big blunder!

Ouch! Right where it hurts the most!

So, is there anyone who knows, what is happening in this country?

A friend of mine, most cynically says that he knows… and whatever that is happening can be summed up in one word – ENTROPY!

I gleefully smile and reply that calling it Entropy would be an understatement!

Meanwhile I do know that 5 Indian families are in mourning… and while our leaders should be avenging the deaths, they are too busy throwing each other in the mud, without realising that in doing so, they themselves are getting dirty